Engrish

I went to Daegu yesterday and saw a few cool t-shirts. One guy was wearing a shirt that said:

It always leads me here... and you

I went into a t-shirt shop that had some good ones. There were some old school-looking Super Mario Bros. shirts: "We'll clean your pipes!" Then on the back it said "Ways to score a pringess" and had three panels. The only one I remember is "bling." It was pretty good.

Another t-shirt had a little cartoon zebra on it. It basically said, "My mother was a black horse and my father was a white horse. At school they called me Oreo" and some other funny name, but I don't remember. I should have written it down.

I wanted to buy a shirt, but they were all so big. I think it was really just a men's store. Women don't do big t-shirts in this country, so it must have been. Maybe someday I'll find a nice Engrish shirt in my size. Perhaps I'll grab some over in Japan if I ever get there.