Korean Shows

As for shows made in Korea, I'm kind of baffled sometimes. There don't really seem to be that many dramas, sitcoms, or other scripted television. It mostly seems to be reality shows and game shows. And some shows that seem to be both. Whenever I watch Korean shows, it seems like they're all based around a bunch of people doing either mundane or silly shit.

One show I've seen was about a famous band consisting of four guys and a girl in their twenties (I assume). The episode I watched showed them deciding to buy a dog. So they bought a little scruffy puppy and played with it a bunch. Then they bought is some cute puppy clothes and played with it some more. Then they brought it to a dog park, where another dog tried to have sex with it. Then they brought it to a dog cafe. A dog cafe is where people bring their dogs to an indoor play area and they can eat and drink while their dogs play. People who don't have dogs can come there and play with other people's dogs. Then they brought it home and it pooped on the floor, and they fought over who would clean it up. And they showed it to the dog and hit it with a newspaper. Then they all went to bed (in the same room, on the floor, as is traditional).

There's another show I've seen a couple times that is a game show, I think. There don't seem to be any prizes, but there do seem to be teams, since only two colors are worn by about eight people. The first episode I saw, the people had to run and jump over a hurdle that kept getting higher and higher each round. Then, when it got really high, the poles holding up the hurdle started getting closer and closer, until only one really tall guy could get through cleanly because his hips were taller than the poles, and just his legs had to go through. The other episode I saw, people had to crouch down next to each other on a mat, and each contestant had to dive over them. Each round, one more person was added to the mat. They started to get scared after five people were on the mat, and they were trying to scrunch themselves up really tight. I think they got up to seven people. Some got a little bit hurt when they were landed upon.

I've seen a number of shows with young people just sitting around talking. I saw a show that challenged a bunch of tennis players (three Korean, and one Anna Kournikova, I think) to serve a ball and knock out numbered panels on a structure like 75 feet away. I saw a show that involved a famous Korean comedy group practicing a dance and song number to perform at the halftime of some sports game (I don't remember which sport), and then they ended up mostly improvising it and sucking a lot. Then the took the number to the streets.

There's also a sketch comedy show that plays a lot. It's kind of like Saturday Night Live, except I don't think it's live, and they have a lot more repetition of sketch characters. There's one sketch they do in which a guy claims to have an amazing talent, but really doesn't. Like the first episode I saw, he claimed to be an excellent origami artist. But when given a piece of paper and told to make it into a giraffe (or whatever), he just crumpled it up. When questioned, he pointed out all the parts of the animal, but of course it didn't look like a giraffe.

Another sketch they have in that show is about an old grandmother and her twin grandsons. The grandmother is played by a wicked muscular guy, and the grandmother acts generally like an old woman, but throws in a walking-on-her-hands or push-up bit every once in a while. The twins are played by really lanky guys, and they're supposed to be probably seven or eight. The grandmother beats them up a lot. It's pretty funny.

A less funny one to me is the sketch in which two sentient mannequins are being positioned in a window. I'm able to understand most of what goes on in this show because it's a lot of physical comedy, but this sketch isn't quite as such. It's funny when one mannequin gets stuck holding a bowling ball up in the air, but other than that, I can tell they're talking about how uncomfortable they are, and not much else.

Korean television uses a lot of editorial titles in their shows. Like, a lot. If you remember Blind Date and how they used titles in that, you have some idea of what I'm talking about, but Koreans use it even more. They plaster the stuff all over the screen, and I can't read it. Every once in a while I'll find a word I know, but I read extremely slowly in Korean, so even if I could understand the words, I wouldn't have time to. They also use little pictures sometimes, which I like, of course.

Pretty much the only scripted shows I've seen are what looks like an awful soap opera and cartoons. They also have a show called KPSI, which is Korean CSI. Like I said, they love that show. Someone told me the acting is terrible, though. I haven't bothered to watch it.

The cartoons seem okay, though I don't watch them much. There's one cartoon that my boss' kids watched a lot when I was there. I don't know the name of it, but it's about a little kid who has a baby brother and likes to do things his own way. It seems kind of like a less fantastic Bobby's World. And less good.

They show a lot of dubbed Japanese cartoons here, too. I was pleased to catch Pokemon the other day, but displeased to not understand Korean well enough for it to be worth it. It seems to be a new generation of Pokemon, anyway. Ash and Brock are still around, but Misty has been replaced by some other chick. Or maybe not; I'm not sure if either of the girls in that episode are regulars. I don't like their not-American voices, anyway.

There is one food show that I've seen a few minutes of a few times that stars really cute blond boy who speaks perfect Korean. I have no idea what he's saying, but I find it very hard to change the channel...

I've noticed that the very few white people who make it onto Korean shows are all blond. It makes me wonder if they find that most attractive because it's most different from what they look like here.